Spray Paint, Pencil, Tent, Sleeping Bag...Doesn't Matter

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Here's a remarkable and surprising turn of events. I'm going to offer two New Year's Resolutions of things that I actually care about. Don't worry, I'll go back to making penis jokes tomorrow.

New Year's Resolution #28 - Drive to the middle of nowhere, bring camping equipment, and sleep.

New Year's Resolution #29 - Leave poetry on a bathroom stall.

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